This ROPOL comes to us from within War of Kings #1. Heck you don't even have to buy the issue to enjoy this one because it's in the freebie preview online and in most related books. Ronan the Accuser, Kree super badass, gets bummed out by Crystal, the top slut of the Marvel Universe, and tosses his pretty flowers aside. Because he was eavesdropping in the garden. Wow.Here's a wiki quote that sums it up:
"To bring their two races closer together, Ronan and Crystal's marriage proceeds. However, Crystal saw the marriage as a political affair, which Ronan overheard, having brought flowers."
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To have any kind of feelings for Crystal (the whore of the Marvel U.) is likely to lead to disappointment and a broken heart. (Sigh!) I've always thought much like the Punisher, Ronan is one of those Marvel characters that needs to get laid. Unfortunately he's barking up the wrong set of gams with regards to love and romance. I mean look at the list of past johns: Human Torch, Quicksilver, Black Knight, etc. Who knows how many of the Inhumans she's porked! Poor Ronan, looks like it's back to the fleshlight!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the Sentry (with the power of 1 million exploding suns)... although, like a pig, he forgot.
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